Retirement Poems Songs and You Supply the Tune

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Challenge: Retirement Poems Songs

One notes that the butcher, the baker,
Caretaker, and even lawmaker
Eventually retire
Should you so aspire--
Forget it--cause you're a homemaker.

Your husband hopes now at mid-life
To soon quit with the storm and the strife
To retirement,
His energies spent,
But just try that when you are the wife.

Would you care to sing your retirement poems songs in the pub?

Challenge: Poems For Retirement Celebrations

For Lawyers and Policement

You've given the years of your life
To law, a profession that's rife
With paperwork shuffling,
Bruised feelings and scuffling
Retire. Resume your nightlife.

You've given the years of your life
As a policeman, a calling that's rife
With thieves who intrude
Now you're in the mood
To retire. Resume your nightlife.

Variation: For Firefighters

You've given the years of your life
To safety, a calling that's rife
With fire hydrations
Of wild conflagrations.
Retire. Resume your nightlife.

Variation: For Government Employees

Departing your government job?
It had perks, for you got to hob-nob
With lawyers, lawmakers,
With movers and shakers
And many a monied nabob.

Poems for retirement celebrations is not today's occasion?