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We Have the Words for "Retirement Poems Songs" You Bring the Tune!
Challenge: Retirement Poems Songs
One notes that the
butcher, the baker,
Caretaker, and even
lawmaker
Eventually retire
Should you so aspire--
Forget it--cause you're
a homemaker.
Your husband hopes now
at mid-life
To soon quit with the
storm and the strife
To retirement,
His energies spent,
But just try that when
you are the wife.
Would you care to sing your retirement poems songs in the pub?
Challenge: Poems For Retirement
Celebrations
For Lawyers and Policement
You've given the years
of your life
To law, a profession
that's rife
With paperwork shuffling,
Bruised feelings and
scuffling
Retire. Resume your
nightlife.
You've given the years
of your life
As a policeman, a
calling that's rife
With thieves who intrude
Now you're in the mood
To retire. Resume your
nightlife.
Variation: For
Firefighters
You've given the years
of your life
To safety, a calling
that's rife
With fire hydrations
Of wild conflagrations.
Retire. Resume your
nightlife.
Variation: For Government
Employees
Departing your
government job?
It had perks, for you
got to hob-nob
With lawyers, lawmakers,
With movers and shakers
And many a monied nabob.
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