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Rocket Scientist
and Brain Surgeon Humor
Challenge: Rocket Scientist Humor
One must dredge deeply to find a scrap of job humor, or, if you please, work humour, in such themes, yet the jaundiced eye is quite up to the attempt.
In her family, Molly counts one of each, yet sadly, cannot lay claim to their sterling collateral genes. Lost amidst the assortment of doctorates at family celebrations, she alone is serving up brews in the pub where they all congregate to rest from their weighty labors. Ah, perhaps had she applied herself a bit more diligently to the regrettable organic chemistry? Can anyone here flip a benzene ring?
Icons
Professions which both
are icon
For brains that have
muscle and brawn
Two get a mention
For public attention
It's brain work and
rockets, odds-on.
Rocket scientist, brain surgeon, how did they wander in here?
Challenge: Job Humor
Are We Having Fun Yet?
The stress factor can be
severe
Mission Central's a
place filled with fear
Doing work on the fly
You might wonder why
Anyone would, on
purpose, work here?
Geosynchronous Orbit
They say geosynchronous
orbit
Has so much junk space
can't absorb it.
Such prime real estate
Causes heated debate:
Blow up the spent probe
or resorb it?
Escape Velocity
"Escape speed or
velocity"
Is to say where this
rocket should be
When "pull" equals "push"
And the rocket can swoosh
Into realms where
there's no gravity.
Budget Woes
They're not working on
nuclear fission
They'd rather have time
on the mission
Yet their energies funnel
To cheaper wind tunnel
Experiments, to their
derision.
Challenge: Work Humour
All Ye Who Enter Here,
Integrate Functions!
If, as a small child you
aspired
To visit worlds never
transpired,
You should be aware
Rocket jobs have a
snare--
A great deal of math is
required.
Challenge: Brain Surgery
My, this tap seems to be empty. Brain surgery, as we all know, is a
very delicate topic, and Kathleen is slow in serving it up. How
exasperating! I wonder if anyone else, someone with her wits more about
her, seeks a barmaid position in the unemployment queue?
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