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SBI Limericks
Arachnophilia? One can't understand as outsiders, But webmasters really love spiders. Offer keywords to eat: High demand, no deceit. And remember, be content providers. Puzzled by the reference to SBI, but intrigued, Kathleen determined to investigate their Web site thoroughly after her shift was completed, for a barmaid’s life is hard on the feet. Learning HTML Being new to this game of Webmaster And keywords that spell site disaster And my vague grasp as well Of HTML Can flatten a poor poetaster. Well, Edward took umbrage with the word “poetaster,” insisting that it was not a legitimate one, and, in any case, surely the pronunciation rendered it ineligible as a rhyme for the words “webmaster” and “disaster,” suggesting that it fit more precisely with “waster.” Kathleen became quite exasperated, pointing out that The Free Dictionary even sounds the word out, and is a fine resource for thosewho aspire to accuracy in their writing. Of course, there ensued the usual bickering between them, until Ian,seeking to restore peace, actually troubled himself to look the word upon the Internet. Finding it there, together with its pronunciation, thematter was ended. Edward, the beneficiary of a fine Oxbridge education, promptly changed the subject. Who Asked for That Keyword? It is said that a Web site's interior I reached thirty pages today Please do not forget to attribute to Jeannette Ramirez as author unless otherwise noted. Webmasters, thank you for linking. For the poem count at Here Be Limerick Poems visit our home page.
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