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Third Anniversary? Fourth, perhaps?


Your third anniversary is like the story of Sheherezade, who told a lovely tale one thousand days. Then, too, Confucius said that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. If one day is a mile, you are already there. Congratulations.

Challenge: 3rd Anniversary: Humorous


Omigosh, it's been three years already?
Our progress has been very steady.
For instance, I know
When I start toothpaste flow
From the center, it makes you unsteady.

3rd Anniversary: On the Throne

At three years, my character's stained
I'm docile, henpecked, and well-trained
Avoiding your frown
I put the lid down:
Domestic, behaved, and constrained

3rd Anniversary: On the throne: Her Reply

In the dark I go to the commode
It's pitch black in our humble abode
I'll tell you again
I'm not falling in
One more time, or I call a police code.


3rd Anniversary: Laissez Faire

At three years I know, should I dare
To note mess in the kitchen, it's fare
But before you recoil
And start a fight, royal
Trust that I believe in laissez-faire.

3rd Anniversary: Variation:  Savoir Faire

At three years I know, should I dare
To note mess in the kitchen, it's fare
To ensure a fight, royal
But trust me, I'm loyal.
Disorder's your own savoir faire.

3rd Anniversary: Smooth Sailing

What could we say for year three?
Not the first, or the fifth---certainly,
Not a milestone of note
But still, we're afloat
On a calm sea of matrimony.

3rd Anniversary: Chugging Along

What could we say for year three?
Not the first, or the fifth---certainly,
I'll suggest we don't pout
Some folks don't weather out
Three years without some referee.

Challenge: 4th Anniversary

Jet’adore

Are you ready to take it to four?
If we're lucky, we'll have many more.
The question I see,
Will you put up with me
One more year knowing "Je t’adore"?

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Please do not forget to attribute to Jeannette Ramirez as author unless otherwise noted. Webmasters, thank you for linking. For the poem count at Here Be Limerick Poems visit our home page.


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