Third Anniversary? Fourth, perhaps?

Your third anniversary is like the story of Sheherezade, who told a lovely tale one thousand days. Then, too, Confucius said that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. If one day is a mile, you are already there. Congratulations.

Omigosh, it's been three years already?
Our progress has been very steady.
For instance, I know
When I start toothpaste flow
From the center, it makes you unsteady.

3rd Anniversary: On the Throne

At three years, my character's stained
I'm docile, henpecked, and well-trained
Avoiding your frown
I put the lid down:
Domestic, behaved, and constrained

3rd Anniversary: On the throne: Her Reply

In the dark I go to the commode
It's pitch black in our humble abode
I'll tell you again
I'm not falling in
One more time, or I call a police code.

3rd Anniversary: Laissez Faire

At three years I know, should I dare
To note mess in the kitchen, it's fare
But before you recoil
And start a fight, royal
Trust that I believe in laissez-faire.

3rd Anniversary: Variation:  Savoir Faire

At three years I know, should I dare
To note mess in the kitchen, it's fare
To ensure a fight, royal
But trust me, I'm loyal.
Disorder's your own savoir faire.

3rd Anniversary: Smooth Sailing

What could we say for year three?
Not the first, or the fifth---certainly,
Not a milestone of note
But still, we're afloat
On a calm sea of matrimony.

3rd Anniversary: Chugging Along

What could we say for year three?
Not the first, or the fifth---certainly,
I'll suggest we don't pout
Some folks don't weather out
Three years without some referee.

Third anniversary is not the one you need?

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