Molly's Virtual Pub serves up verses for birthday cards if you have a box of those great looking but blank greeting cards from your favorite discount store. While beautiful to look at, maybe they're so cheap because they don't have to pay a writer to produce the humorous verses inside?
Happy Birthday to someone unique
With an aristocratic mystique
From the bluest bloodline
Aging like a fine wine
And that's kinder than saying "antique."
Happy Birthday, it's your celebration
Consider it ratification
Of a day legislated
For when you were created
One deserving our commemoration
Happy Birthday to you, my dear bro
You bring sunshine wherever you go
Your demeanor disarms
And that's one of your charms
Though it's seldom that I've told you so
Happy Birthday to you, little Sis
Too often, I don't tell you this
But I love you a lot
And this gift that I bought
Comes to you with a hug and a kiss.
Here's the best Happy Birthday to you
Let's go out, bro, and hoist us a few
More like sib than in-law
You've got je ne se quois
Here's a toast that is long overdue.
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