Work Humor Toasts and Roasts Free and Funny
Challenge: Work Humor Toasts
Housewife Roast
Please be neat, wipe your feet, and don't snore
All behavior that spouses adore
If you did all they say
Would you need 'em?, no way
Makes you wonder what spouses are for?
Nurse Roast
Leave your beds, take your meds, wash hands more.
All behavior that nurses adore
If you did all they say
Would you need 'em?, no way
Makes you wonder what nurses are for?
Police Roast
Slow it down, don't tailgate, behave more.
All behavior that policemen adore
If you did all they say
Would you need 'em?, no way
Makes you wonder what policemen are for?
Professor Roast
Illigitimi non carborundum
Should they not grant credentials ad eundem
Merely tell them you shan't
Bring your work or your grant
You won't beat 'em? So just under fund them
Writer Roast
In choosing words, some are verbose
That render their wit adipose
Give me tight-writ precision
For verse of concision
And make every word serve the best prose.
Teacher Roast
Be on time, use your mind, study more
All behaviors that teachers adore
If we did what they say
Would we need 'em? No way
Makes you wonder what teachers are for?
Tutor Roast
Be on time, use your mind, study more
All behaviors that tutors adore
If we did what they say
Would we need 'em? No way
Makes you wonder what teachers are for?
Ah! Work humor toasts are fun, are they not? More will be added by and by.
Libarian Roast
"Look it up for yourself, I abhor
Lazy patrons that come in the door."
Some librarians say
Do we need 'em? No way
Finding books, after all's, what they're for.
Tisn't here at Work Humor Toasts? Back to the Pub?
Challenge: Humor and Work from Home
The clock ticks, a grim metronome,
Until five, when permission to roam
Is his for the asking.
Yet you, multi-tasking
Cannot leave when you're working from home.
Challenge: Humor How Computers Work
Being new to this game of Webmaster
And keywords that spell site disaster
And my vague grasp as well
Of HTML
Can flatten a poor poetaster.
Yes, we know. The roasts are here but the toasts are slow in coming. Who, in particular, would you wish to toast?
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