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Work Humor Toasts and Roasts Free and Funny
Theme: Work Humor ToastsWork Humor Toasts for Librarian RoastDescribe a librarian's day? Peaceful and quiet, you say? There is one thing it lacks Back there in the stacks And that thing is more decent pay.
We Love Librarians!"Look it up for yourself, I abhor Lazy patrons that come in the door." Some librarians say Do we need 'em? No way Finding books, after all's, what they're for. Teacher RoastBe on time, use your mind, study more All behaviors that teachers adore If we did what they say Would we need 'em? No way Makes you wonder what teachers are for? Housewife RoastPlease be neat, wipe your feet, and don't snore All behavior that spouses adore If you did all they say Would you need 'em?, no way Makes you wonder what spouses are for? Nurse RoastLeave your beds, take your meds, wash hands more. All behavior that nurses adore If you did all they say Would you need 'em?, no way Makes you wonder what nurses are for? Police RoastSlow it down, don't tailgate, behave more. All behavior that policemen adore If you did all they say Would you need 'em?, no way Makes you wonder what policemen are for? Professor RoastIlligitimi non carborundum Should they not grant credentials ad eundem Merely tell them you shan't Bring your work or your grant You won't beat 'em? So just under fund them. Writer RoastIn choosing words, some are verbose That render their wit adipose Give me tight-writ precision For verse of concision And make every word serve the best prose. Tutor RoastBe on time, use your mind, study more All behaviors that tutors adore If we did what they say Would we need 'em? No way Makes you wonder what tutors are for?
Isn't here at Work Humor Toasts? How about rocket scientists?
Challenge: Humor and Work from HomeThe clock ticks, a grim metronome, Until five, when permission to roam Is his for the asking. Yet you, multi-tasking Cannot leave when you're working from home. Challenge: Humor How Computers WorkBeing new to this game of Webmaster And keywords that spell site disaster And my vague grasp as well Of HTML Can flatten a poor *poetaster. *yes, it's a real word and yes, ir rhymes with "webmaster"
Yes, we know. The roasts are here but the toasts are slow in coming. Who, in particular, would you wish to toast?

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